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Sponge cake: Dessert made from borrowed ingredients.

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I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.

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"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."

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Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.

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Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.

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Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.

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Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.

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Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.

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I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.

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Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.


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