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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.

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Waiter: may I serve you?
Customer: yes,last week I had some yummy soup I would like to eat that.
Waiter: what is the soup called?
Customer: I don't know, something?
Waiter:Here's your something soup. It had dead eyeballs in it.

Submitted by: Katy Amber Salomone

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Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"

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DINER: Waiter, there's no chicken in this chicken pie.
WAITER: There are no shepherds in the shepherd's pie, either, sir.

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DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.

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'Waiter! There's a fly in my wine!'
'Well, you did ask for something with a little body, sir.'

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'Waiter! There's a fly in my alphabet soup!'
I expect it's learning to read, sir.'

Submitted by: John

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'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."

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'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them."

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Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?


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