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My brother was in a restaurant. He said, 'Waiter, why is this pie squashed?'
The waiter said 'Well sir, you said "I want a pie, and step on it".'

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My brother was in a restaurant. He said to the waiter, 'You said this was the dish of the day.'
The waiter said, 'It was sir. One day last year.

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My uncle went to a restaurant, and there was this waitress scratching herself. He said, 'Tell me have you got eczema?'
She said, 'Not if it's not on the menu.'

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Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.

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Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.

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Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

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Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.

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Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.

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How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.


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