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Here are more of our jokes and funny stories about restaurants and food.

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Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter what's on the menu tonight?
I'm not sure, sir, but it looks like last night's special.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
When we were kids my mum and dad took us to a French restaurant. My brother said, 'Mum, can I have some frogs legs?'
My mum said, 'Why, what's wrong with your own?'
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
My mum and dad went into this restaurant. They said, 'Waiter, have you got spaghetti on the menu?'
The waiter said, 'Looks like it. I'll get a cloth and wipe it off.'
Jokes About Restaurants & Food
My brother was in this restaurant. He said, 'Excuse me waiter, but I don't like the look of this cod.'
The waiter said, I'm sorry sir. if I'd known it was looks you were after I'd have got you a goldfish.'

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