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Jokes About Soccer
A famous footballer went to Heaven and was met by St Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Who are you?' asked the saint.
'What did you do on earth?'
'I was a footballer.'
'Oh, and where are your boots?'
'I left them on earth.'
'Well, hurry back and get them - we're playing a match against Hell tonight.'
Jokes About Soccer
What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Chicken

Why did the chicken get detention?
She was always playing practical yolks.

Ducks

Why was the duck arrested?
He was suspected of selling quack remedies.

Cannibals

Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?

Fleas

Did you hear about the man who opened a flea circus?
He started it from scratch.

Race

Did you hear about the man who lost the race because of his socks? They were guaranteed not to run?

Dogs

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

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