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Jokes About Sports - Page 1

Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about sports. As you might expect we have some jokes about soccer and golf. There are 44 jokes in this category.

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Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.

Do you like fly fishing?
No, I prefer to catch fish.

What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.

What is the noisiest game?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!

A man is about to be married and is waiting outside the church with his bride-to-be. Beside them are his golf clubs.
His bride asks him, "Why have you brought your golf clubs to the church on our wedding day?"
The groom replied, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"

Submitted by: Tony

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.

Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.

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