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Jokes About Teachers
Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Jokes About Teachers
Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
Jokes About Teachers
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
Jokes About Teachers
Pupil: "Excuse me, Sir, but I don't think I deserve a mark of zero for this exam paper."
Teacher: "Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give."
Jokes About Teachers
Teacher: "Late again. What's the excuse this time?"
Pupil: "Sorry, Sir. There was a notice on the bus saying Dogs must be carried, and I couldn't find one anywhere."
Jokes About Teachers
Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!


Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.

Dogs

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.

Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.

Rain

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!

Light

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

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