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What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
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What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Why did Count Dracula visit his doctor?
Because he was always coffin.
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What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
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Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.
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What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
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What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.

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