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Jokes About Vampires
Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
Jokes About Vampires
Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!
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What kind of test does a Vampire take when he is in school?
A blood test.
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What is a Count Dracula's favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
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How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
Jokes About Vampires
What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
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Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
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Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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