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Here are some jokes about vampires. There are 30 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Vampires
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Jokes About Vampires
Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
Jokes About Vampires
Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Jokes About Vampires
What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
Jokes About Vampires
What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
Jokes About Vampires
What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
Jokes About Vampires
What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
Jokes About Vampires
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
Jokes About Vampires
What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
Jokes About Vampires
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

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