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Here are some jokes about vampires. There are 26 jokes in this category.

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Jokes About Vampires
What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
Jokes About Vampires
What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
Jokes About Vampires
What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
Jokes About Vampires
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
Jokes About Vampires
What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
Jokes About Vampires
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
Jokes About Vampires
What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
Jokes About Vampires
What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'
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Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Jokes About Vampires
Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.

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