Jokes About Vampires - Page 1

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.

What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.

What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.

What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.

Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.