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Jokes About Vampires - Page 1
Here are some jokes about vampires. There are 30 jokes in this category.
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Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Because he's a real pain in the neck.
Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful
woman?
It was love at first bite!
It was love at first bite!
Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Because he wanted to draw blood.
What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
Blood vessels.
What do you get if you cross Count Dracula with a plumber?
A drain in the neck.
A drain in the neck.
What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
Count Dunkula.
Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.
He said it was in his blood.
What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
Bat-minton.
What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
It's a real pain in the neck.