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Jokes about Wives
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Submitted by: Wendy W
Jokes about Wives
I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
Jokes about Wives
I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
Jokes about Wives
Son: Dad, does bigamy mean that a man has one wife too many?
Dad: Not necessarily, son. A man can have one wife too many and still not be a bigamist.
Jokes about Wives
My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.
Jokes about Wives
My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!
Jokes about Wives
Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.
Jokes about Wives
My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
Jokes about Wives
An extremely jealous wife gave her husband a careful inspection every evening when he arrived home. Even the smallest hair found on his jacket would lead to violent recriminations. One night, after finding nothing at all, she burst into tears and exclaimed, "Even bald women now!"
Jokes about Wives
Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
Submitted by: Sandy

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