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Here are our jokeas about wives. There are 15 jokes in this category.

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Jokes about Wives
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
Jokes about Wives
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
Jokes about Wives
My wife is a magician. She can turn anything into an argument.
Jokes about Wives
Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
Submitted by: Wendy W
Jokes about Wives
I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.
Jokes about Wives
I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
Jokes about Wives
Son: Dad, does bigamy mean that a man has one wife too many?
Dad: Not necessarily, son. A man can have one wife too many and still not be a bigamist.
Jokes about Wives
My wife is as cold as marble. . .she says I take her for granite.
Jokes about Wives
My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!
Jokes about Wives
Newlywed Wife: I baked two kinds of biscuits today, dear. Would you like to take your pick?
Husband: No, thanks. I'll just use a hammer.

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