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What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter?
A lawn mooer.

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What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef.

Submitted by: Samantha Phares

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Q: What do you call a box of ducklings?
A: A box of quackers.

Submitted by: Samantha Phares

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Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.

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Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.

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A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

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Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
A: 3. A Left Ear, a Right Ear, and a Final Front Ear!

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Q. What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters?
A. Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


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