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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

What does an elephant do when he stubs his toe?
He calls the toe truck.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.

What's the hardest key to turn?
A donkey.

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

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