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What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.

How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.

And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.

My brother said, 'I've got this awful job down on the farm. I'm up to my elbows in manure all day.'
I said, 'Well at least it'll stop you biting your nails.'

My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.

My dad said to me, 'Son, today I fought off the powers of darkness.'
I said, 'How did you do that?'
He said, 'I paid the electricity bill.'

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

My brother said, 'Did you know about the wild men of Borneo who have no tongues?'
I said, 'No tongues? How can they talk?'
He said, 'They can't. That's what drives them wild.'

My brother got thrown out of the zoo last week. I said, 'Why was that?'
He said, 'I fed the monkeys.'
I said, 'You got thrown out of the zoo for feeding the monkeys?'
He said, 'Yes, I fed them to the lions.'

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