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What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

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Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.

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How did Quasimodo know the end was near?
He had a hunch.

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And which really horrible Mother Superior went all over Europe beating people up?
Attila the Nun.

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My brother said, 'I've got this awful job down on the farm. I'm up to my elbows in manure all day.'
I said, 'Well at least it'll stop you biting your nails.'

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My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.

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My dad said to me, 'Son, today I fought off the powers of darkness.'
I said, 'How did you do that?'
He said, 'I paid the electricity bill.'

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This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

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My brother said, 'Did you know about the wild men of Borneo who have no tongues?'
I said, 'No tongues? How can they talk?'
He said, 'They can't. That's what drives them wild.'

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My brother got thrown out of the zoo last week. I said, 'Why was that?'
He said, 'I fed the monkeys.'
I said, 'You got thrown out of the zoo for feeding the monkeys?'
He said, 'Yes, I fed them to the lions.'


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