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The man said, 'That girl over there thinks she's a tonsil.'
My brother said, 'Well she's very nicely dressed.'
The man said, 'You bet. She thinks the doctor's taking her out tonight.'

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

Did you hear about this cowboy whose dog fell over a cliff?
He said, 'Dawg gone.'

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a pain in the neck.

And did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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