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Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!

What can run all day and never get tired?

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.

Submitted by: Lucy

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.

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