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Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!

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What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.

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What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.

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Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.

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Where do fish like to sleep?
On a waterbed.

Submitted by: Lucy

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How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.

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What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.

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Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.

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Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.

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What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.


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