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My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

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I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'

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'Did you hear about the cowboy who was hanged for wearing paper trousers?'
'No, why was that?'
'Because they were rustling.'

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Hear about the musical ghost? He wrote haunting melodies.

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Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.

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Hear about the glow-worm that got squashed?
It was de-lighted.

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Did you hear about the ghost who works at Scotland Yard?
He's the Chief in-spectre.

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What's big, green, and ugly and never smiles?
The Incredible Sulk.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.


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