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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So that they can hide in cherry trees.
Don't be silly - elephants don't hide in cherry trees!
Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree?
Proves how good the disguise is, doesn't it.

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!

How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.

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