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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So that they can hide in cherry trees.
Don't be silly - elephants don't hide in cherry trees!
Have you ever seen one in a cherry tree?
No...
Proves how good the disguise is, doesn't it.

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Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?

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What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants approaching?
'Here come the elephants!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.

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What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

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Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!

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How do you make anti-freeze?
Send her to the North Pole.

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How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

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What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.


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