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How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).

Teacher to pupils One Of the most important documents in English history was the Magna Carta. Now, does anyone know where it was signed?
Pupil: At the bottom, Miss?

Piano teacher to pupil: Your fingers are absolutely filthy!
Pupil: That's all right, Miss, I'm only playing the black keys.

Pupil to Teacher: Sir, would you punish a person for something they haven't done?
Teacher: Of course not.
Pupil: Good, then you won't mind that I haven't done my homework!

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!

Name the bees' favourite pop star.

What's the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.

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