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Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realised they were all going to the dogs.

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What's thick and black and comes out of the ground and shouts 'Knickers!'
Crude oil.

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What's thick and black and comes out of the ground and shouts 'Underwear!'
Refined oil.

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What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll just hang around.

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What's yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.

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Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.

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Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.

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We all know why the chicken crossed the road (for some reason, I'm sure), and the turkey crossed the road because it was the chicken's day off, but do you know why the hedgehog crossed the road?
To join his flat mates.

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How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.


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