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Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.

Teacher to Pupil: What do you get if you divide 2365 by 37?
Pupil: The wrong answer, I expect, Miss.

What is Dracula's least favourite meal?

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a kid.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair curtains.
Pull yourself together!

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep. Really? And how do you feel about that? Very baaaaaaad.

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