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Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?

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George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.

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Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.

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Grandmother: Now William, be a good boy and eat your spinach. It will put some colour in your cheeks.
William: But I don't want to have green cheeks.

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Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.

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Mother: Oh dear, I can hear your baby brother crying. I guess that he needs changing.
Lucy: Well if you're going to change him, can you change him for a puppy?

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What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.

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How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.


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