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What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.

What shouls you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.

What did the bicycle call its father?

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