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Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.

What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

What children's toy hates to be touched?

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.

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