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Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.

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What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.

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What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.

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How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.

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What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.

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What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

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What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!

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What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.

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Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.


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