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What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.

What is the opposite of minimum?

Why did Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.

What did one lightbulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.

Submitted by: Brookie

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.

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