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What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.

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What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.

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What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.

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Why did Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

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Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.

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Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.

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What did one lightbulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight

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Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.

Submitted by: Brookie

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What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.


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