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How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock.

Which soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troopers.

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.

What do you call a girl with the Titanic on her head?
Mandy lifeboats.

Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.

What dog smells of onions?
A hot dog.

What goes zzub zzub?
A bee flying backwards.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.

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