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What key went to college?
A Yale.

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.

Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.

Have you heard about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.

Submitted by: Bushman Bob

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.

Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

My brother and me were in this cottage in the country, all on our own, in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'
I said, 'You probably did. I just stepped on the dog's foot.'

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.

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