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What key went to college?
A Yale.

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What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.

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Who makes suits and eats spinach?
Popeye the Tailorman.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.

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What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.

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Have you heard about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.

Submitted by: Bushman Bob

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Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.

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Did you hear about the robbers who fell in the sea?
They started a crime wave.

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My brother and me were in this cottage in the country, all on our own, in the dead of night. My brother said, 'What was that noise? I thought I heard an owl.'
I said, 'You probably did. I just stepped on the dog's foot.'

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What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.


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