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Jokes For Children


Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories for children. There are 128 jokes in this category.
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Jokes For Children
At what time of year do bedbugs like to get married?
In the spring.
Jokes For Children
What type of vegetables do plumbers fix?
Leeks.
Jokes For Children
What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
Jokes For Children
What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!
Jokes For Children
What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.
Jokes For Children
Which famous Roman general always had colds?
Julius Sneezer!
Jokes For Children
What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.
Submitted by: Mary
Jokes For Children
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
Jokes For Children
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
Jokes For Children
Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.

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