Home / Knock Knock Jokes / Knock Knock Jokes - Page 12

Knock Knock Jokes - Page 12


Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.


This is page 12 of 23.


$text4
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be sorry.
$text4
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Imus.
Imus who?
Imus get in out of the rain.
$text4
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crate.
Crate who?
Crate to be here.
$text4
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hair combs.
Hair combs who?
Hair combs the bride.
$text4
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Levin.
Levin who?
I'm Levin on a jet plane.
$text4
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle teach you not to ask stupid questions.
$text4
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Zeal.
Zeal who?
Zeal it with a kiss.
$text4
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
One-eye.
One-eye who?
You're the one-eye cannot stand.
$text4
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who.
$text4
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you.

You are currently on page 12 of 23

First Previous 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 Next Last


Adverts