Knock Knock Jokes - Page 15

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sheila.
Sheila who?
Sheila be coming round the mountain when she comes . . .

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl aboard!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Osborn.
Osborn who?
Osborn today - it's my birthday.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Safari.
Safari who?
Safari so good.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick-up!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Delores.
Delores who?
Delores on the side of the good guys.