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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in and we'll tell you.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
That's right.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Micky
Micky who?
Micky won't fit in the lock, that's why I'm knocking.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and let me in.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy just crawled up your leg.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.
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Knock, Knock
Who is there?
Hatch
Hatch Who?
Bless you.

Submitted by: Anjy
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?

Submitted by: Joan
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.

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