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Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.

Submitted by: Sharon
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna break down this door if you don't open it!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I'm gonna give her a pizza my mind!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey won't work, so please open the door for me!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.

Submitted by: Brian
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to me.

Submitted by: Brian
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elsie.
Elsie who?
Elsie you some other time.

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