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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tish
Tish who?
Bless you
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Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla

Submitted by: Kebab
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
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Knock. knock...
Who's there?
Yula...
Yola Who?
Yula pologise for not letting me in staight away when you see who it is!
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Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
CD's...
CD's Who?
CD's fingers? They're freezing - let me in!
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Will you remember me in a month?
Certainly.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in three years?
Of course I will!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Veronica but I don't like you.

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