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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda the table.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella the ball.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gaskill.
Gaskill who?
Gaskills if its not turned off.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in and we'll tell you.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
That's right.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Micky
Micky who?
Micky won't fit in the lock, that's why I'm knocking.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favor and let me in.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy just crawled up your leg.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I talk now that I've got false teeth.

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