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Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
CD's...
CD's Who?
CD's fingers? They're freezing - let me in!
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Will you remember me in a month?
Certainly.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in three years?
Of course I will!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Veronica but I don't like you.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan infectious disease.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
$text4
Will you remember me in a month?
Certainly.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in three years?
Of course I will!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already.
$text4
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.

Submitted by: Steve

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