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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas everyone!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess you wait until you open the door.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lydia.
Lydia who?
Lydia dustbin is loose.
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Knock, knock.
Who 's there?
Mabel.
Mabel who?
Mabel isn't working either.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time - I found you just in time...
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby or not to be, that is the question.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theo.
Theo who?
The Odeon is showing a good film tonight.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eamon.
Eamon who?
I'm on time, for a change.

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