Knock Knock Jokes - Page 23

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.

Submitted by: Steve

Knock knock
Who's there?
Don Juan
Don Juan who?
I Don Juan to set the world on fire!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream, I'll hit him.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas everyone!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess you wait until you open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lydia.
Lydia who?
Lydia dustbin is loose.

Knock, knock.
Who 's there?
Mabel.
Mabel who?
Mabel isn't working either.