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Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby or not to be, that is the question.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theo.
Theo who?
The Odeon is showing a good film tonight.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eamon.
Eamon who?
I'm on time, for a change.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
- Arthur moment and I'll go round the back.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
Ewan me are supposed to be going out tonight.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar jolly good fellow.
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Knock, knock.
Knock, KNOCK.
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!!!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard do I have to knock before you'll answer the door?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.

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