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Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.

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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
Submitted by: Joan
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tish
Tish who?
Bless you
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
Submitted by: Kebab
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock. knock...
Who's there?
Yula...
Yola Who?
Yula pologise for not letting me in staight away when you see who it is!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
CD's...
CD's Who?
CD's fingers? They're freezing - let me in!
Knock Knock Jokes
Will you remember me in a month?
Certainly.
Will you remember me in a year?
Of course.
Will you remember me in two years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in three years?
Of course I will!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already.

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