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Knock Knock Jokes - Page 27
Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.
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Knock, knock.
Knock, KNOCK.
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!!!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard do I have to knock before you'll answer the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you're tired of all these 'Knock, Knock' jokes by now?
Here are some randomly selected jokes from other categories
Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.
The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.
It used to be wine, women and song. Now it's beer, the old lady, and TV.
Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.
Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
