Knock Knock Jokes - Page 29

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eamon.
Eamon who?
I'm on time, for a change.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
- Arthur moment and I'll go round the back.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ewan.
Ewan who?
Ewan me are supposed to be going out tonight.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar jolly good fellow.

Knock, knock.
Knock, KNOCK.
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!!!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard do I have to knock before you'll answer the door?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open this door!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you're tired of all these 'Knock, Knock' jokes by now?