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Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.


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Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!

Submitted by: Joe
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.

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