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Here are more of our really ancient knock knock jokes.


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of this place.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me go crazy.

Submitted by: Georgie
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

Submitted by: Paula B.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice lunch going to be ready?
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Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.

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