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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie me home please, I'm very tired.
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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play.
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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I'm going to lend you money.
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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Chair.
Chair who?
Chair you go again, asking more questions.
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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Zinc.
Zinc who?
Zinc I must have the wrong address, sorry.
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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But, I didn't sneeze.
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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Sincerely.
Sincerely who?
Sincerely this morning, I've been knocking.
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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Chloe.
Chloe who?
Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind.
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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Cologne.
Cologne who?
Cologne me names won't help.
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Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Gruesome.
Gruesome who?
I like flowers so I gruesome.

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