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Here is our selection of really ancient knock knock jokes. There are 289 jokes in this category.

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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur for over an hour - let me in!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Millicent.
Millicent who?
Millicent me over to borrow some money from you.

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