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Knock Knock Jokes - Page 1


Here is our selection of really ancient knock knock jokes. There are 242 jokes in this category.


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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey stay or do we go?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!
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Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Let me!
Let me who?
Will you please let me in, it's cold out here!

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