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Miscellaneous Jokes - Page 2

Here are more of our jokes and funny stories without a category of their own.

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How did Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
He had a whale of a party.
Where do pigeons meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tyred.
What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright.
Have you ever seen a duchess?
Yes - it's exactly the same as an English "s".
What international award might you win if you reduce your weight by 40lbs?
The Nobelly Prize.
Where would you go to see a man-eating fish?
A seafood restaurant.
I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

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