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Miscellaneous Jokes - Page 3


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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tyred.
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What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
Bolt upright.
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Have you ever seen a duchess?
Yes - it's exactly the same as an English "s".
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What international award might you win if you reduce your weight by 40lbs?
The Nobelly Prize.
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Where would you go to see a man-eating fish?
A seafood restaurant.
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I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
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I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
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I used to work as a glass blower, but had to give it up as it gave me a pane.
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Good turns make me dizzy

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