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Miscellaneous Jokes - Page 5
Here are more of our jokes and funny stories without a category of their own.
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It is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.

Heard on Noahs' ark: Sailing is fun,
but scrubbing the decks is aardvark.

Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!

Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: It's surreal thing.

Prunes give you a run for your money.

Now that I have your ear, Mr. Van Gogh...

My reality check just bounced - Insufficient substance.

Me? FAT? No, just horizontally challenged....
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