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Miscellaneous Jokes - Page 1


Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories without a category of their own. There are 181 jokes in this category.


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Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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The dieter's motto.
If at first you don't recede, diet again.
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Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.
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Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.
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Silence isn't always golden, sometimes it's guilt!
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The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier: "Williams, I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning!"
Williams replied: "Thank you very much, sir."
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Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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This is a day for final decisions!
Or is it?
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Why be difficult, when with a little bit more effort you can be completely impossible?

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