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Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about the mother-in-law. There are 17 jokes in this category.
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We have just had a blessed event in our house - my mother-in-law has just gone back to her own house.

Submitted by: Robert
So you want to become my son-in-law?
Not exactly. I just want to marry your daughter.
A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night and told him "there is a burglar downstairs in the kitchen and he is eating the cake that my mother made for us."
The husband said, "who shall I call, the police or an ambulance?"
Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was the complaint?
George: We haven't had any yet.
A man who hated his mother-in-law got three wishes from a genie.
Genie: "Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE."
First wish: "I would like one billion dollars."
Genie: "Ok but mom get's two billion."
Second wish: "I would like an island off the coast of Greece."
Genie: "OK but mom get's two islands."
Third wish: " I would like you to beat me half to death."

Submitted by: John Porcello
My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!

Submitted by: moley
Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!

Submitted by: moley
What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your new Mercedes.
I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.

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