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The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
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You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
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THE BOSS'S BASIC RULES

Rule 1: The Boss is always right!
Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, becomes immediately operative.
Rule 3: The boss does not sleep he rests.
Rule 4: The Boss is never late he is delayed elsewhere.
Rule 5: The Boss never leaves his work his attention is required elsewhere.
Rule 6: The Boss never reads the paper in his office he studies.
Rule 7: The Boss is always chief, even in his bathing togs.
Rule 8: Whomsoever may enter the boss's office with an idea of his own must leave the office with the boss's ideas.
Rule 9: If, in your lamentable ignorance, you fail to grasp the truth, fear not return to rule 1.
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Too few of the bucks stop here.
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If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
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When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

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