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Here is our selection of office humor. There are 62 jokes in this category.
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"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
A boss shows one of his staff his brand new sports car. "That is an amazing car," the employee responds.
"Isn’t it?" replies the boss. "But if you can set your goals higher and work even harder this year, then I can get a much more expensive car next year."
The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.
It is really difficult to soar with the eagles when you have to work with an office full of turkeys.
If you have nothing to do, please don't do it here.
When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.
Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor helps to ease tension, which is important in the times when the work force is being reduced."
"Knock knock."
Employee: "Who's there?"
Boss: "Not you anymore."

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